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		<title>back to business&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[back to my usual articles i say. yesterday&#8217;s deep blog has depleted all the little oestrogen i had. nevertheless. i hope you had a lovely valentine&#8217;s day. i hope you liked yesterday&#8217;s blog. i don&#8217;t usually speak from the heart. i didn&#8217;t get a rose. motherfucker. well, anyway, south african telecom&#8217;s giant, telkom (fucking creative [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=490&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>yay it&#8217;s veee-day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[there are many special days in a calendar year; father&#8217;s day, mother&#8217;s day, arbor day, april fools day, but none so polarizing than valentine&#8217;s day. most people either intensely hate it or intensely love it. it&#8217;s easy to spot the usual sour, single person who goes on about it being retarded (get over it, no [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=482&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the queen of (two) flowers&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[evolution is a pioneering force by its very nature. obscurely embodied in the stories of old (such as; how the elephant got its trunk and how the leopard got its spots)  that reflect these changes that naturally occur from time to time. these moments ensure that nature always progresses, that man and beast move towards [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=460&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>oh fuck its february already&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[the first month of the year has already passed! i hate when time flies. i feel like im getting robbed of a proper life. and then there&#8217;s the ever-present worry of blinking, and waking up and being 50 years old and paraplegic and having erectile dysfunction. i think i rather be paraplegic than have erectile [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=468&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>25 january 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:50:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[today was such an arb day. i laughed at people who thought the world was going to end yesterday. but then i felt terrible. i saw the most incredible pictures of the northern lights that occurred last night, induced by the solar flares. i promised myself that when i fall in love one day i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=433&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>solar flares, its all the rage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:48:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[well after the whole deep heat incident, i picked up my blackberry and checked my bbm and news apps, and you have no idea how i laughed when i heard of the impending solar flares. trust me, solar flares have nothing on deep heat shower gel. i was a bit scared, the problem was, i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=426&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>deep heat shower gel</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 17:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i love taking long showers, in fact i usually only really wake up ten minutes into a shower. the hot water and the sound of flowing water gently lift the veil of slumber, carrying  me gently on wings of soft velvet into the most horrific part of my day; the morning. i hate mornings. i [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=407&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>wikipedia goes eskom!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 19:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[if i was a school teacher i would have given my pupils a project today which would be due tomorrow. all because wikipedia was blacked out today. fucking  mean idea hey. but then again, if was a school teacher, i wouldn&#8217;t be cool, and so, naturally, wouldn&#8217;t be euphoricraging. well, ok sorry for that self [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=413&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>16 january 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[that&#8217;s the first time i typed 2012 this year. ok that&#8217;s a lie, i typed it out in my previous blog. it&#8217;s been a pretty dangerous weekend, maybe friday the 13th is terrible bad luck after all. well at least for some people in water. a cruise ship sank on friday. the captain hadn&#8217;t realised [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=402&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>2012 here we come</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[it has been awhile. i love saying that. but indeed it has been long. too long in fact. i have had a holiday. which means i stopped blogging. and then i extended that holiday. but today, i really felt the need to vent my views. i&#8217;m not really sure why. i did miss blogging, i&#8217;ll [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=euphoricrage.com&amp;blog=25087565&amp;post=398&amp;subd=euphoricragedotcom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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