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that’s the first time i typed 2012 this year. ok that’s a lie, i typed it out in my previous blog. it’s been a pretty dangerous weekend, maybe friday the 13th is terrible bad luck after all. well at least for some people in water.

a cruise ship sank on friday. the captain hadn’t realised that ships dont bounce over rocks. it’s pretty weird you know, cars come with pdc and cameras, the infrared’s on the merc can even see in the dark, but why can’t ships come with camera’s that show the captain what lays in his path beneath the sea? it can’t be the cost, because the ship that crashed cost over €400 million. i mean it was all good for titanic, yes some people died, but the world got a really good story, a really good movie, celine dion’s heart wrenching song (with teary eyes “right across the distance, i see you, i feeeeel you) and of course kate winslet topless, but it’s really retarded when people die from stupid things. i wouldn’t mind dying on a ship if it was blown up by pirates, that’s cool. but imagine sitting in the waiting room just before the pearly gates, and the guy next to you leans over and says, so what got you here? and you have to tell him, a captain ran your ship into a rock, and that killed you.

well then there was a crazy australian who bungee jumped off a bridge at vic falls. who the fuck trusts zambia with bungee jumping? well, she’s going to be a celebrity. not that great though. her names erin langworthy. i bet you didn’t know that. but you’ve probably seen the video of her great escapade. funny, isn’t that what made kim k and paris famous? just saying.

on lesser tragedy-in-water affairs a man was eaten by a shark at port st johns, after struggling with it for about 5 minutes. a surfer close by said he was brave in fighting it but suffered fatal wounds. he wasn’t that close by i take it. nor was he much of a “we’ll get through this together” sort of guy. just saying.

in another incident a boy “disappeared” at hout bay. he is presumed to have drowned. i’m pretty sure a shark killed him, and actually ate all or most of him, because he wasn’t found after extensive searches. we could hate on sharks, they honestly scare me intensely. but the chinese eat sharks. they are fucking up mankind’s karma. and the ozone layer.

believe it or not, but two boys even drowned while swimming in a drain in jozi. it’s been pretty wild.i may be slightly paranoid this year, i have that feeling of intense suspense everytime i reach for the newspaper, and read it with the same expression as people watching days of our lives. but hey i met a girl with d cups today. and she added me on bbm. you may think my post today was retarded, but it actually had a message. sometimes you can’t really change fate, and your carriage shall indeed be drawn up to the pearly gates, but just make sure that it gets there engulfed in huge flames! forgive me now, for i have a pair of d cups to destroy. a-d-ios amigos!

~ by euphoricrage666 on January 16, 2012.

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