2012 here we come
it has been awhile. i love saying that. but indeed it has been long. too long in fact. i have had a holiday. which means i stopped blogging. and then i extended that holiday. but today, i really felt the need to vent my views. i’m not really sure why. i did miss blogging, i’ll be honest. you can’t really say all the things you think of in the real world. well not all the things i think of anyway.
in a nutshell my holiday was good. i nearly got with one of my best friends. which is kind of awkward because she’s probably going to read this. but anyway, she has a good side step. and a good ass. i really don’t like new years and the december holidays. people act very weird, the weathers usually terrible and my housekeeper goes away. which is absolutely tragic. why do people act differently on holiday? why would you marvel at the blue sky on holiday, but not be so enrapt on every other blue skied day. people are silly and stupid. the country turns itself upside down, people from joburg go to durban or cape town. people from durban and cape town go elsewhere. the recession has caused for greater local tourism, an even greater switch. it’s sort of wife swap in a way. why do people have to retain their vows and spouses on holiday? fuck that’s a good question.
another pet hate of mine are new year resolutions. the most glaring problem is that a year might fit well as a period for somethings (school, tax), but there are very few goals that need an entire year, and of those that are, smaller monthly goals need to be set, because in january when the year is young we feel like there’s plenty of time and we become complacent, fast forward to the end of the year and there’s far too plenty to do in far too little a time. as a human race we need smaller steps, things that more easily acheivable. even nature works with us in months. ask a girl about her period. eeuw. wait. rather not. disclaimer: this does not work if you are setting goals for your future marriage and your name is kim kardashian. if that is you please email me. i watched your video. i like your style.
please can the chinese please leave our rhino’s alone! viagra is the 21st century rhino horn motherfuckers. i think government need to drop pamphlets in bruma and other china towns updating the small eyed nation. alternatively, we could just get clever and start farming rhino horns. just maybe? fucking demand for rhino horns is so high people?? why south africa do we not provide a supply?? i sometimes think i live in a retarded country. well, i use to, but then a lady got killed in a stampede trying to get her son’s application at uj. wtf? since when did people die trying to get into uj?! what made it worse, is that the son of the stampeded lady, actually got accepted, and is keen on studying there. dude! their stupidity killed your mom! well are you struggling to get into a varsity? have a spare parent? well then…how much are you willing to give?!
i may just be a bit caged up, but i have a weird feeling about what 2012 has in store for earth this year. it’s going to be great. i’m just not sure whether it’s going to be good or bad. but hey, rather bombs, tornadoes and tragedies than the thick, boring air of the mundane. but one thing’s for sure, south africans, get ready for some insane drama. our countries going mad.
