oh no, its no more movember
i have gotten rid of my movember. in fact, i got rid of it two weeks back. like most things, i love the novelty of new things,i get greatly inspired and make many claims, and then i get bored. and then ya, that mission just gets fucked. movember was cool though, while it lasted. it was like having the auspice of doing charity, while in reality just trying out really cool styles that you would be far too scared to try in any other month. also, you could finally get that point across to some girls in a nicer way. you know those girls that seem to think men are blind and have facial hair. if you are a girl, and if a guy asked you if you support movember and you haven’t gotten the hint, go die right now. by order of charles darwin.
for some reason, michael jackson’s doctor has been sentenced to four years in jail. the weird thing is, if someone had manned up to kill michael jackson a year before he died, the majority of the world would call him a hero. i feel sorry for conrad murray (mj’s doc), he didn’t seem to consider the world’s bipolar tendencies.
justin bieber has taken over kim k in the battle of “the most searched person”. the amount of girl’s under the age of ten using the internet has risen. i hope kim k takes this stat personally. whoop whoop another kim k porno. a girl told me justin bieber has a ten inch cock. i told her that’s true, it’s up his ass, and it belongs to usher. she then cried and ran back to her primary school.
the uk striked again today. it wasn’t as exciting as i thought it would be. they certainly haven’t reached the bar set by their previous protest. that shit was cool. they need to sort their shit out though, because it’s fucking up our country.
i hate the first of december. it’s like the final month of the year. too early for new resolutions, too late to do anything incredible to change the outcome of this year. it’s like i am blind folded from hope, and hand-cuffed from opportunity. maybe i am just in a sulky mood today. or maybe i am getting emo. well, at least the country will be on holiday. partying, sexing and just generally going crazy. sounds interesting.
